FAIL & WIN

I'll bet Learned Foot entered this TV weather contest:

A Sure Sign That the MiLF is Coming

As Inigo Montoya would say, "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

Mawwaige...

It's what bwings one of our favowite couples togevah... May 23. In honor of the nuptuals, KAR presents a favorite wedding scene:



Check out Night Writer for the Blog Wedding of the Century. You may wonder why they didn't ask us to live blog, but we all know it's because they don't like our choice of wedding cakes, photos and commentary from Ryan's wedding. While our feelings are hurt, we know the happy couple will always have KAR as an ongoing wedding present. And who knows what Foot and friends have up their sleeves at NIGP.

Cheers to Ben and Faith.

Spam of the Day

This just arrived in my inbox (remember, I'm a chick):

From: Adebowale Alverton
Date: Mon, 18 May 2009
To: Iron Matron
Subject: Make it reach your knee

We are sure that lengthening will help you boost your intimate life!

Lite your bedroom with fire once and for all!

My boobs might reach my knee without my bra, but that would hardly light my bedroom with fire.

A Must-Have For The Post-MiLF This Year

Somebody Stole My Bacon!!1! Oh, Wait.

Fishing Season FAIL